Year: 2004-2005
World: 1
Location: Merchant area next to Varrock Castle
Age: 12-13

Okay, so this one is a bit shorter; however, I'm sure many have experienced this. So my noob self is attempting to "merch" as are all the other noobs back in the day. @ran@ selling blah blah blah press 222 to buy. Those were the good ole days. Laser focused on the screen trying to make sure you didn't use the same numbers as someone else and that you didn't miss someone that wanted to buy or sell you something.

Anyhow, there I was, just a young boy trying to make a living. All of a sudden, I see someone selling a red party hat. I'm like, hmm I don't have quite enough but if I beg and cry, perhaps they will sell it to me. So i tried for about 5-10 minutes to get this person to trade me this hat for everything that I had. (in total it was roughly 1mil) After being shot down and shot down the user finally traded me. I'm like ok awesome! Queue up the hype music which was probably Lil Wayne or something at the time haha. So he throws up the party hat and I'm just unloading everything i have on the screen. I filled up all 12 slots obviously and I clicked accept.  The user declined the trade and said "oops". So we traded again and the user now knew what I was going to offer so he could time when to remove the hat. So again, hype ass Aaron is holding down the mouse button trying to get everything up there and as soon as I'm done I quickly click accept, the user accepts and then bam i click accept again as fast as i can, and so does the user.

Screaming and jumping up and down I'm like yessssssssssss! Call my brother into the room and I'm like I did it! We have a party hat!!! He starts screaming and running circles through the house. I was too excited at this point I hadn't even tried to put it on. So once we come down off our little party hat high, I take the mouse and scroll over the inventory tab. It's empty, my soul departed my body at this moment. Everything in my life came crashing down. The other player removed the hat right before I clicked accept and took everything I had.

That is the moment that created the asshole you all know now today as Mod Aaron.