Edge sitting tips

13 Dec 2017 22:28:22 #1

rosin
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Hello and welcome to some tips. I have mastered the art and am now prepared to share my vast knowledge that I have obtained from over a decade of edge sitting. Please understand that this takes complete dedication, 100% determination and of course a large penis. Fortunately for you I have done all the dirty work and will now share my secrets.

1. Fashionscape is key to success. You simply cannot edge sit looking all fucked, take time (hours upon hours) to collect your outfit. Make sure that you are happy with your looks because once you start edge sitting you cannot just stop.

2. Never, ever, NEVER go into the wilderness. Don't even think about it. You will get gangbanged faster then a pedophile in prison. Stay in Edgeville where you belong.

3. If other people are edge sitting you must stake them, clean them and make them quit. There can only be one official edge sitter so you must eliminate any competition.

4. Never sit too long or people will think your afk and not edge sitting which is a common misconception. I cycle thru standing in the bank, to near the general store, then outside the bank and repeat. Movement every few minutes will let people know that you are focused and constantly staring at your pixels and not just afk in your bathroom on pornhub.

5. Party hats, lots of party hats.

- Last edited by rosin (13 Dec 2017 22:41:00)

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14 Dec 2017 01:03:08 #2

evans1089
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zzzzzz...

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14 Dec 2017 08:20:04 #3

bensletje
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Good tutorial!!

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14 Dec 2017 08:21:22 #4

Pk N Skate
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keep gp n ss at ready also...

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14 Dec 2017 11:23:40 #5

rosin
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evans1089 wrote
zzzzzz...

::ban evans1089

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14 Dec 2017 11:26:11 #6

evans1089
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rosin wrote
evans1089 wrote
zzzzzz...
::ban evans1089

You wish kid.

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14 Dec 2017 12:14:27 #7

Pk N Skate
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Need to sell a rare for some quick staking gp.....help im lost is usually good for it...

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14 Dec 2017 12:24:16 #8

rosin
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Pk N Skate wrote
Need to sell a rare for some quick staking gp.....help im lost is usually good for it...

We all know he only buys cyans.

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14 Dec 2017 17:53:14 #9

Help Im Lost
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LOL I came here to offer additional tips, since I actually invented Edge sitting.
Granted, these are pretty advanced tips, but if you're trying to become a master, here's my advice:

1. Fashionscape is fine, but eventually you become so comfortable in your own skin that you realize you're best off wearing nothing but your dark brown beard, red shirt and blue pants. No ammy, no gloves, no boots or hat. Nothing. Even if you have 63 cyan party hats banked, leave everyone wondering how filthy rich you are.

2. For 1% of your time on RSCE, go pk and assert your dominance, and do it with noob gear so everyone knows how seriously gifted you are. Pking for 1% of the time is a great way to get your name out so that you become unquestionably the most famous of Edge sitters.

3. If you ever find yourself bored from sitting for too long (like that would ever happen) feel free to explore all that Edgeville has to offer. Head over to the general store and see if someone accidentally sold their party hat to the shop for 1gp. When you realize they haven't, you better tell everyone in global chat that there is indeed a hat in the shop, and sit back and watch the noobs infest the place. Then head to the man hut and talk shit to Kossu making his 11th alt of the day. This and more is why Edgeville is the only place you'll ever need to be. The possibilites are endless.

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14 Dec 2017 19:11:01 #10

rosin
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Lmfao thank you l0st.

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14 Dec 2017 21:32:03 #11

jwilly
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hahaha, this all was too good.

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15 Dec 2017 06:36:43 #12

Atheist
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rosin wrote
4. Never sit too long or people will think your afk....

4. Never sit too long or people will think you're* afk...

Okay, bye.

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15 Dec 2017 07:16:00 #13

rosin
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Atheist wrote
rosin wrote
4. Never sit too long or people will think your afk....
4. Never sit too long or people will think you're* afk...
Okay, bye.

Of course, always one dumbass that has to act like royalty cause he caught a grammar mistake. What a badass.

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15 Dec 2017 08:25:00 #14

Tragic
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rosin wrote
Atheist wrote
rosin wrote
4. Never sit too long or people will think your afk....
4. Never sit too long or people will think you're* afk...
Okay, bye.
Of course, always one dumbass that has to act like royalty cause he caught a grammar mistake. What a badass.

GRAMMAR NAZI

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15 Dec 2017 12:04:17 #15

bensletje
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rosin wrote
evans1089 wrote
zzzzzz...
::ban evans1089

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16 Dec 2017 18:11:36 #16

Belzac
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Zammy robe, party hat

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16 Dec 2017 20:08:47 #17

danielz
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All i have seen here on this so far besides killyson is edge sitters. good job

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16 Dec 2017 20:20:45 #18

Atheist
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rosin wrote
Atheist wrote
rosin wrote
4. Never sit too long or people will think your afk....
4. Never sit too long or people will think you're* afk...
Okay, bye.
Of course, always one dumbass that has to act like royalty cause he caught a grammar mistake. What a badass.

Finally, the recognition I deserve. #GrammarSchoolThug

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17 Dec 2017 09:34:27 #19

bensletje
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What?

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18 Dec 2017 06:40:10 #20

Atheist
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bensletje wrote
What?

OP used "your" instead of "you're".
I informed him of his critical error.
OP got mad.
I accepted my reward.

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