Recently, I came across an issue that I doubt will be taken seriously.
I'll only address the specific problem since it is the root of this meaningless, stupid inquiry.

So, I've been double subbed for half a month. I've only began skilling and had an idea.
I could use bones to bananas to somewhat sustain me while I level up my skills.
Of course, when I went ahead and tried it, the spell seems to want to be cast on a specific item,
while the description of the spell, indicates that all bones held are to be turned into bananas.

That's it. Simple. Easy.

I didn't dig around the forums and I am a bit frustrated because if there is no solution to this issue,
I would've been content just knowing it so, but I am convinced that there's a way around it
and in attempt to retaliate for my insubordinate behavior, this will all go by ignored.

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*Edit: Surely enough, still ignored, but regardless, I've figured it out.
Bones to bananas won't work if you try casting it on your inventory.
However, upon having bones in your inventory, you need only cast the spell
ON your character. The spell will then automatically convert the bones to
bananas. Good for picking up hitpoints here and there. Everything drops bones
for the most part.